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I woke up this morning and started coughing violently. There was a tickle in my throat and it wasn’t going away no matter how hard I coughed. I started to gag and ran to the bathroom, expecting to vomit, and then this fell out of my mouth.

Holy fucking shit! Oh my god. 

excuse me while i go throw up numerous times! :|

ew omg two reasons this was the worst moment in my life

1. a fucking spider was inside my mouth
2. i used to make gifs of myself

We eat about 80 spiders and other insects during our sleep in our lives. So no surprise there.

oh my fucking god i would have killed myself.

(via billiejeanbaby)