jennaaayhayes:

I have some really awesome friends. Oh wait. No I don’t.

tumblr. omfg. get. your. shit. together. you were supposed to be my entertainment all night seeing as i won’t be able to sleep considering i slept until 1:30 today…

paulmcfruity:

pizzaforpresident:

tashbrotatoes:

nomnomboogers:

pizzaforpresident:

I woke up this morning and started coughing violently. There was a tickle in my throat and it wasn’t going away no matter how hard I coughed. I started to gag and ran to the bathroom, expecting to vomit, and then this fell out of my mouth.

Holy fucking shit! Oh my god. 

excuse me while i go throw up numerous times! :|

ew omg two reasons this was the worst moment in my life

1. a fucking spider was inside my mouth
2. i used to make gifs of myself

We eat about 80 spiders and other insects during our sleep in our lives. So no surprise there.

oh my fucking god i would have killed myself.

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gastrogirl:

blackberry red wine chocolate cake.

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gastrogirl:

campfire s’mores brownies.

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animalatheart:

Drips!

Peppermint Fusion - H&M
Mezzanotte Blue - Borghese
French White Creme - Wet ‘n’ Wild
Top coat - Seche Vite

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splendicity:

oh my goodness

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pantslessprogressive:

“Of course, it’s not enough for us to increase student aid.  We can’t just keep subsidizing skyrocketing tuition; we’ll run out of money.  States also need to do their part, by making higher education a higher priority in their budgets.  And colleges and universities have to do their part by working to keep costs down.  Recently, I spoke with a group of college presidents who’ve done just that.  Some schools re-design courses to help students finish more quickly.  Some use better technology.  The point is, it’s possible.  So let me put colleges and universities on notice:  If you can’t stop tuition from going up, the funding you get from taxpayers will go down. 

Higher education can’t be a luxury – it’s an economic imperative that every family in America should be able to afford.” - President Obama

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